GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
(Source: nemo-goldfarb, via itonlymakesusstronger)
shutupwomangetonmypurplehorse:
is that mercury
Looks like unicorn blood
…potterheads
(Source: christokloper, via brendawall)
the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:
I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right?
excuse me while i cry
oh. what. i. what.
what
The Apocalypse: An Aussie Update
Report: An hour and a quarter to the beginning of 21st December:
- The sky has gone pitch black. Like night or something
- People appear drained of energy, seem to be falling into a deep slumber as time goes on
- TV show quality seems to be deteriorating, not the same as it was an hour or so ago in prime time
- Streets are fairly empty, seems people have gone to their ‘houses’ for the ‘evening’
Very suspicious. More to come.
(via you-were-made-to-reblog)
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